bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess)

snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

(Source: flapped)

  • my friend: i met a guy
  • me: i just started a new tv show

billykaploser:

tumblr is currently a place for people not at comic-con to sit and wait for pictures of comic-con to be posted. then cry about how we are not at comic-con.  

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

bicorn:

sad because you can’t watch fanfics

(Source: leighades)

princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

(Source: mxdgrl)

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

stability:

excuse me as i ruin something in my head before it has a chance to happen

(Source: stability)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(Source: oakynymph)

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

youaremynirvana:

hoelita:

female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away

same

(Source: babefield)