perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese)

thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

(Source: thetowndrugdealer)

ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

jeszing:

I’m falling into heart eyes emoji with you

(Source: feinseld)

just started doing the 100 day song challenge over on my music blog because i have nothing better to do with my life

sacaswagea:

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

(Source: mondegreener)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

nevvzealand:

my parents think i spend all this time on facebook

shouldnt:

"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

(Source: socotic)

beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout:

level of gay achieved: hella 

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

snapchatting:

life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell