astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly)

hamburgay:

there’s a me in lame for a reason

(Source: blank)

clxfford-cake:

I don’t even understand why band merch is so fricking fracking expensive. Like I’ve already sold you my sOUL AND MY SOCIAL LIFE AND MY EMOTIONAL STABILITY. I’VE DEDICATED MOST OF MY WAKING HOURS TO YOU WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

floppycat:

*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*

(Source: proshchai)

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot)

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

(Source: baracks)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

eeveez:

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk