misplacedland:

rielyneal:

do you ever think about who you’d be shipped with if your life was a tv show 

i do now

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

sexybieb:

if i was someones favourite blog i think i would cry

baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could have happened

do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk)

masqverades:

do you ever get so disgusted with yourself, like you can not believe how stupid and thoughtless you are and it’s so frustrating because you keep telling yourself that you’ll do better next time but then next time rolls around and the same thing keeps happening and you end up in this pattern of mediocrity. 

(Source: clavacles)

  • Me: no I am not going to ship this
  • *spends .2 seconds in the tag*
  • Me: god fucking damnit

im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

covergirl-in-camouflage:

*accidentally ends up on tumblr at any social event ever*

shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry)