little blood orange riding hood
how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
just started doing the 100 day song challenge over on my music blog because i have nothing better to do with my life
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
my parents think i spend all this time on facebook
"Say hi to your parents for me!" is the most commonly ignored request.
My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family
They seem like nice people
can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
level of gay achieved: hella
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
life is easy, son. it’s just like riding a bike that’s on fire and you’re on fire and everything is on fire and you’re in hell