wifiporn:

being skinny might be nice, but having pizza is nicer

(Source: wifigodz)

no:

thinkin bout drake.. wonderin what he up to. hope he ok

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

alwaysdownandout:

the season of leg shaving is upon us

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

(Source: whoredinarygirl)

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

(Source: frecklesshake)

tomfletcherscats:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

nue:

itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me

art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

(Source: truthed.tk)

stays3venteen:

TELL YOUR BOYFRIEND

IF HE SAYS HE’S GOT BEEF

THAT I’M A VEGETARIAN

  • AND
  • I
  • AINT
  • FUCKING
  • SCARED
  • OF 
  • HIM

(Source: versallles)

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal