claphne:

child

why u scream

tescosfinest:

shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

vineofficial:

Teenagers are so weird bc everybody’s horny and nobody’s having sex

jonasbrothers:

I’m in mutuals with a lot of people I’ve never spoken to and if that’s you then I just want you to know that I’ve definitely thought about talking to you at one point and then got scared

(Source: jonasbrothers)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

tayloriaa:

I eat a lot for someone who’s terrified of gaining weight.

breadmaakesyoufat:

i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying

"oh no my potato"

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

thesaddesthomo:

my thought process when i want to compliment a woman is usually “oh no what if she thinks i’m a lesbian” and then “oh no i am a lesbian” and then “but what if she thinks i’m a lesbian at her” and then “am i a lesbian at her?” and then the woman is just a distant spot on the horizon

rneerkat:

do pirates hook up